potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

laugh-addict:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

biologytextbook:

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me